had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao
cruelty
slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber
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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move
and then just left
(via alienjoyful)
here’s your damn fish
(Y E E T)
(via alienjoyful)
THERE’S A FROG IN MY ROOM WHAT
SIR THIS IS THE SECOND FLOOR
I’M DRUNK I CAN’T TAKE CARE OF HIM HOW DID HE GET HERE WHAT DO I DO I’M NOT CAPABLE OF PROTECTING HIMMMMM
You know, I’m a city girl so I’m usually scared of any wildlife but he’s actually pretty cute. I’m gonna call him Charlie
Charlie and I are already the best of friends I gave him a McDonald’s coupon because what if he’s hungry
He needs to spice up the look if we’re gonna be friends I’m helping him out with some band merch
I was worried about Charlie being dead but he started jumping and he jumped on my bass. I knew Charlie was a punk rock icon
I opened the window so Charlie could be free and he’s approaching it now. Looks like it’s time for us to part.
So I’m sober now and I almost had a fucking heart attack when I went to get my wallet
(via necro-om-nom-nomicon)
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